"I thought you were perfect until you challenged my opinion."

"Why am I wasting my time having a genuine conversation with you when I already know I won’t get that pussay."

"No need to pretend that I’m attracted by your mind if I can’t taste that intellectual pussay" 

"Hmm, I see. Interesting… Sshhhh Can I… Hit ?"

I plan to spend the rest of the day playing Crazy Sexy Cool while staring at my ceiling.